The Armchair Office is a dynasty fantasy football tool for Sleeper managers - especially those in multiple leagues who want one place to see rank, archetype, scoring rules, portfolio, and trade tools.
It's not affiliated with Sleeper, FantasyCalc, DynastyProcess, KeepTradeCut, or any other platform. Built by armchair GMs, for armchair GMs.
What makes it different
Honest All Leagues view. One card per league with your value rank and archetype - we don't sum player values across SF, 1QB, and TE premium into one misleading total.
Format-aware values. Our own first-party engine - real crawled Sleeper trades, propagated through a pick-value graph and blended with trailing stats and market ADP - refreshed for 1QB, Superflex, and TE premium tiers. Each league also lists every Sleeper scoring rule that league uses.
Cross-league portfolio. Assets, waivers, and trade tools work from your Sleeper username - exposure and trade intel across every dynasty league you're in.
Weekly start/sit. Real Sleeper point projections - scored to your league's own rules, not generic PPR - plus ESPN matchup context, not just dynasty value. Swap suggestions that account for this week's game, not just this season's roster.
Owner profiles. Every leaguemate gets a profile derived from your trade history with them - fairness pattern, archetype lean, head-to-head record. Negotiate with information.
Position-aware league rankings. Sort the league by total roster, by starters, or by any single position - depth-weighted so a team with three startable TEs ranks higher than one elite TE with no insurance. The chips show each team's standing at every position.
Projected finish. Those same weekly projections roll up into a season-long team outlook: every remaining week scored to your league's rules, the rest of the schedule simulated a thousand times, and playoff odds with a win range instead of one confident-looking record. A projection is a spread, not a number, and it says so.
Honest scope. We don't write our own player projections - the numbers underneath all of that are Sleeper's, scored to your league. No expert rankings aggregator (that would step on paid services). No promises we can't keep.
Built by
Owen Podoll, a dynasty player who got tired of switching between five tools to make one trade decision. Feedback welcome - if something's broken, confusing, or missing, that's the kind of thing the next version should fix.