The Armchair Office is a dynasty fantasy football tool for Sleeper managers — especially those in multiple leagues who want one place to see rank, archetype, scoring rules, portfolio, and trade tools.

It's not affiliated with Sleeper, FantasyCalc, DynastyProcess, KeepTradeCut, or any other platform. Built by armchair GMs, for armchair GMs.

What makes it different

Honest All Leagues view. One card per league with your value rank and archetype — we don't sum player values across SF, 1QB, and TE premium into one misleading total.

Format-aware values. Our own first-party engine — real crawled Sleeper trades, propagated through a pick-value graph and blended with trailing stats and market ADP — refreshed for 1QB, Superflex, and TE premium tiers. Each league also lists every Sleeper scoring rule that league uses.

Cross-league portfolio. Assets, waivers, and trade tools work from your Sleeper username — exposure and trade intel across every dynasty league you're in.

Weekly start/sit. Real Sleeper point projections — scored to your league's own rules, not generic PPR — plus ESPN matchup context, not just dynasty value. Swap suggestions that account for this week's game, not just this season's roster.

Owner profiles. Every leaguemate gets a profile derived from your trade history with them — fairness pattern, archetype lean, head-to-head record. Negotiate with information.

Position-aware league rankings. Sort the league by total roster, by starters, or by any single position — depth-weighted so a team with three startable TEs ranks higher than one elite TE with no insurance. The chips show each team's standing at every position.

Honest scope. Weekly point projections (via Sleeper's own feed, scored to your league) power start/sit — no season-long fantasy projections beyond that. No expert rankings aggregator (that would step on paid services). No promises we can't keep.

Built by

Owen Podoll, a dynasty player who got tired of switching between five tools to make one trade decision. Feedback welcome — if something's broken, confusing, or missing, that's the kind of thing the next version should fix.

The Armchair Office has a real backend — it computes and stores aggregate market data (crawled trades, dynasty values, weekly projections), not just your session. What it doesn't store is you: no accounts, no passwords, no personal data tied to your identity on our servers. See our Privacy page for GA4 and what we store.

What the Armchair Office reads

• Your Sleeper username — typed in by you, used to look up your public Sleeper user record.
• Your public Sleeper data — leagues you're in, rosters, trades, drafts, players, transactions. All of this is already public on sleeper.com; we read the same data their app does.
• Public trade values — our own first-party price computed from real crawled Sleeper trades, cross-checked against FantasyCalc, DynastyProcess, KeepTradeCut, and other public markets in Market Radar. Weekly point projections (start/sit) come from Sleeper's own feed, scored to your league's real rules; NFL schedule data comes from ESPN. None of these know who you are.
• Public news — pulled from Reddit JSON and RSS feeds via CORS proxies.

What the Armchair Office stores

On this device (localStorage): Sleeper username, UI state, and league notes. Data stays on this browser unless you clear storage.

Analytics and ads

Google Analytics 4 measures aggregate usage (pages, country-level location), and Google AdSense serves ads — both set Google cookies. Details and opt-outs on the Privacy page.

What the Armchair Office does NOT do

• No sale of personal data. Your Sleeper username stays in your browser unless you use our API-backed values.
• We read public Sleeper data only — same league and roster info visible on sleeper.com.

If you're inspecting network requests in dev tools, you'll see calls to api.sleeper.app, api.fantasycalc.com, raw.githubusercontent.com, our composite API at api.thearmchairoffice.com, and a small set of CORS proxies for news.